The mos famous person in town
int ower Assembly Member,
coz ee's always in Penarth
(even is kids go t school there).
It int people oo don' live yer
like Julien Mac with is fashions
nobuddy cun ever wear.
Even Rich Arrington, bin on Corrie.
No, tha prize goes t the son
of ex-Led Zep's Robert Plant,
oo works in OP Chocolates ;
a Plant workin in-a plant, somebuddy sayz.
My mate tol me ee come yer
coz Robert thought ee'd be kidnapped,
but mos people know
where ee lives anyway!
I seen im down-a road other day
an ee's -a spit of is ol man ;
ee wuz on-a Stairway t Eaven....
well, I call it Heolgerrig.