Pijins can be No-Wings too,
it's not all targeting with crap
or picking up your spew.
I, Wayne-O Pijin, lead a normal life :
Corrie, East Enders and woodpecker rap,
arguing about best nests with the wife.
I enjoy a good book by Jeffrey Archer,
tear the pages with my beak,
extra insulation for the winter.
I like smoking those long fries,
or poking seagulls' eyeballs out ;
do part-time surveillance for MI5.
A vote for me is a vote for you!
My PhD's in Greggsology :
call me Doctor, I'll cure your apathy.