'BONKERS NOT BANKERS!'

Dr Wayne-O Pijin canvassing in Merthyr

      
                                     thanks to Bazza, the wood pijin


This is yewer las chance t decide
before-a shit starts fallin big time,
before I'm off f'r-a matin season.


Coz it's me, no choice -
a PhD, I cun talk posh with a twang,
or coo-coo-colomen Pijin Welsh.


If yew wanna bring in
public bonkin on fences 
or in-a Food Tewbs down town.


If yew wan cornbeef pasties
free an on prescription,
bow t my knowledge o Greggism.


Coz I don show no respect
f'r all them famous No-Wings -
ev'ry statue covered in droppins.


'BONKERS NOT BANKERS!' is ower slogan,
yew gotta pick, but if it's wrong
ev'ry pijin's gonna dive bomb!