thanks to Bazza, the wood pijin
This is yewer las chance t decide
before-a shit starts fallin big time,
before I'm off f'r-a matin season.
Coz it's me, no choice -
a PhD, I cun talk posh with a twang,
or coo-coo-colomen Pijin Welsh.
If yew wanna bring in
public bonkin on fences
or in-a Food Tewbs down town.
If yew wan cornbeef pasties
free an on prescription,
bow t my knowledge o Greggism.
Coz I don show no respect
f'r all them famous No-Wings -
ev'ry statue covered in droppins.
'BONKERS NOT BANKERS!' is ower slogan,
yew gotta pick, but if it's wrong
ev'ry pijin's gonna dive bomb!