DOGS WANNA BE

D'yew think dogs
really wanna be
pimped up an preened,
taken f walkies
an dragged away from
​walls fulla whiffs?




D'yew think they really
wanna be told when t sit,
shit, eat, lick yewer feet,
jump f'r a treat,
or through burnin oops?




Nah! They wanna be out
with packs of other ounds
discoverin theyer 'inner wolves' ;
they wanna chase, bonk,
bark , growl an bite,
they wanna sniff bums whenever.




Coz they're a bit like us ewmans,
speshly on oliday
or Saturday in-a city ;
apart from-a sniffin bums maybe!