My name is Nicholas Lickspittle,
I have a forty foot tongue.
I cover the Royal Family....
all over with my saliva.
My tongue is long and red,
they use it as a carpet.
My job description is simple :
it's grovel, grovel, grovel.
I love all princes, princesses and the Queen.
Royal kiddies slide along my tongue.
My name is Nicholas Lickspittle
and I live in a large, liquid bubble.
One day they'll pin a medal on me;
honoured for being so servile
with an OBE, MBE or CBE
for services to sycophancy.
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