VIAGRA FALLS

VIAGRA  FALLS



When yew’re thinkin ‘bout

the job yew ad in Oovers,

when yew carn get round

even on-a mobility scooter

 

jest remember –

we’re the town

what discovered Viagra

 

when the on’y fags yew cun get

look like long, thin compewters

an there’s no gold left

in–a attic f’r-a pawnbrokers

 

jest remember –

we invented Viagra

 

when yewer time down under

stops yew breathin proper,

when yew begin t spend longer

down-a surjree than anywhere

 

jest remember-

the accidental birthplace o Viagra

 

when even-a mountains an rivers

don’ make yew gasp no longer,

when yew carn make a stand no more

an-a missis calls yew a Droopy Trooper

 

welcome t Viagra Falls

in  ome-town Merthyr!

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