VIAGRA FALLS
When yew’re thinkin ‘bout
the job yew ad in Oovers,
when yew carn get round
even on-a mobility scooter
jest remember –
we’re the town
what discovered Viagra
when the on’y fags yew cun get
look like long, thin compewters
an there’s no gold left
in–a attic f’r-a pawnbrokers
jest remember –
we invented Viagra
when yewer time down under
stops yew breathin proper,
when yew begin t spend longer
down-a surjree than anywhere
jest remember-
the accidental birthplace o Viagra
when even-a mountains an rivers
don’ make yew gasp no longer,
when yew carn make a stand no more
an-a missis calls yew a Droopy Trooper
welcome t Viagra Falls
in ome-town Merthyr!
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